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The Sacramento International Airport hired local musician Cary Farley, who goes by the name “Mr. Date Night,” to calm and relax travelers during the holidays.

I don’t find his music all that calming, so I guess earplugs are in order when I fly next month.

Anyway, I for some reason found the above clip kinda funny. He teaches the TV hosts on how to seduce women with a purple chicken with rosemary dinner and soft acoustic jams. He also plugs his album, Unwind, which, according a press release I received yesterday:

“is an instrumental musical composition that is being reviewed by movie production studios and day spas to play in their retail establishments.”

And, evidently, airports.

Rumor has it, too, that certain airlines will be offering skin peels and oxygen therapy in-flight, free of charge. Bags over 25 pounds still cost extra, natch.

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